![]() K'nuckles: (to Punsie McKale) I don't think you're funny! I'm a bit of a comedian myself. (Peppermint Larry raises an eyebrow) Flapjack: Oh! Wooooow! Peppermint Larry: You could call it ordinary, but it might be in-salt-ed. (Flapjack nods) Peppermint Larry: Then what, pray tell, is this? (puts a salt shaker on the table) Flapjack: Looks like ordinary table salt. But the pun, also known as "wordplay" or "paronomasia," is the most sophisticated and difficult to master. Peppermint Larry: Now, there are many species of humor, Flapjack. Punsie McKale: Well, if I take two, will you take five? Peppermint Larry: I'm performing here, Punsie! Take a seat. Leading, I hear you're a school teacher, how classy! Speaking of classes, what does a shapely dame like yourself teach the kids, geometry? (short pause) Peppermint Larry: Maybe you should leave, Flapjack. (after being told about pun-off) Flapjack: That will be berry exciting! You know, like strawberry? (laughs) (curtain closes) Peppermint Larry: (nervous) Uhh.so a pirate Captain walks into the Candy Barrel the other day and asks me for some gum and I said.wh-why do you want gum that's been dropped? No wait! He asked for gumdrops ! Guy in Audience: Geez, this is awful. Peppermint Larry: I don't know! I guess there just old hat.jokes. Punsie McKale: That's you in a nutshell, alright!įlapjack: There's a lady in a big, red hat! (laughs) Peppermint Larry: No one does hat jokes anymore, Flapjack. Peppermint Larry: No, because I'm a-corny joke teller! Peppermint Larry: Uhh.hi folks! I'm Peppermint Larry, but you can call me Acorn Larry. ![]()
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